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Warning: INSERT command denied to user 'dbo462223623'@'82.165.80.22' for table 'watchdog' query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', 'Illegal string offset \'files\' dans /homepages/6/d204543207/htdocs/modules/mjb/modules/upload.module à la ligne 386.', 2, '', 'http://thau.tv/?q=node/2224', '', '34.204.52.4', 1553339238) in /homepages/6/d204543207/htdocs/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 121

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le capitaine du jour (ou de l'année) et sa p****

Pour faire simple (version intégrale ici ) :

"..elle était en train de dîner en tête-à-tête avec Francesco Schettino dans le petit salon réservé au commandant, à côté de la salle des commandes, au moment de l'impact sur les rochers de l'îlot des Scole, au large du port du Giglio. Le commandant l'aurait alors fait pénétrer.." 

Déjà il y a un fait en trop.

Ensuite, ..; ben rien, tout est dit en fait. Ah si : à quand la sextape du capitaine??

vu ici