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les cauchemars du thau

Façon jeu des 7 erreurs :

  • fortes masses d'eau en mouvement
  • les gros méchants tankers qui nous attendent au large
  • un joggeur gay nu qui enjambe un pont juste au moment où on passe dessous et qu'il nous saute dessus en essayant de nous agresser sexuellement
  •  avis de tempête
  • le pont trop bas : on paase pas là...

vu ici